More from the "You Just Can't Make This Sh*t UP" File...

From Julien's List contributor Mario:

Extremist Neal Horsley( R ) was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program.

Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule............ If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

You can't make this stuff up.

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