Andy Borowitz Envisions the White House screening "Brokeback Mountain"

Borowitz Report (Satire):

WHITE HOUSE ACCIDENTALLY SCREENS 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN'- Cheney, Rove Injured in Stampede for Exit

In what the official White House spokesman today called "a regrettable mistake," the White House had a private screening last night of the critically acclaimed gay western, "Brokeback Mountain."

One day after the ill-fated screening, spokesman Scott McClellan said that the White House had launched a "full investigation" to find out how "Brokeback," which features actors Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as gay ranch hands, found its way into the White House screening room...