Uh Oh - Here Come the Porn Police

Consenting adults beware (oooohh, Bubba's gonna be pee-issed...). I know we have a raging deficit and a never-ending war in Iraq. I know we face a MAJOR rebuilding effort in the Gulf Region. We have another major storm raging in South Florida and the Keys. Millions of people do not have health insurance (or have to pay thousands a year for it). Our country is facing embarrassment at the exposure of our underbelly - the massive amount of poor who are ignored by the Feds.

But what is our FBI now going to put its MAJOR focus on? Yep - porn.

Hat tip AmericaBlog:

Porn is a top priority for the Bush Department of Justice.
by Joe in DC - 9/20/2005 09:47:00 AM

The Bush Administration is obsessed with sex. Now, the FBI is building a porn squad:

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Hey, it's not like they have anything else to do. And, this isn't about child porn or anything that's illegal. They are talking about "the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults."

So all you Red State guys need to know: The Bush team wants your porn.

Glad our priorities are straight, folks. I guess with the sinking poll numbers, Bush has to pander to one of his last major support groups - the wacko fundies who, actually, quite like porn also.

UPDATE/ADDENDUM:

Don't you just love the Republican Values - the real ones, that is - NOT the ones they claim to have when they worry about two men kissing.